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Heylo, I'm Delphine. Totally in love with this cutie right here: sneaknshow.tumblr.com and I eat a lot, that's basically my life.

06/06

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

yellowcurvyfruit:

Oh hay guys I’m just a bear doin bear things don’t mind me

yellowcurvyfruit:

Oh hay guys I’m just a bear doin bear things don’t mind me

anustartpop:

shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

likeindecision:

our child hood

theCHAMBA

These are…fucking amazing…

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

thenames-hiccup:

yo mama jokes don’t work very well here

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

fiveminutess:

this is my phone. probably the greatest phone in all the lands.  it can be dropped off a house without breaking. and it has snake.

tinygypsyy:

need the hoop and the kitten

officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

nerdloveandlolz:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

And the cat is rubbing its scent on the horse — there are glands emitting scent near the sides of the head, that’s why cats always rub their heads on things. They’re both treating the other one like a member of its own species and then just rolling with it when the other one speaks such a weird language….